It's 4 in the afternoon and Shanny and I are just attempting to get up.

Here are her very quotable quotes of the day:

#1 Shit. I got drop-ass drunk. Agin.

#2 Yuck. My mouth tastes like dead.

#3 All I ever do is get drunk and neglect my cats.

She's making my laugh. She's upstairs right now singing some song about "take these chains off my liver". And she's having trouble finding the basement.