DUTCH GIRL




Things that are true.

2005-01-09 - 11:33 a.m.

10 Facts About Puerto Vallarta:

1. The vast majority of people under the age of 30 from the mid-west states or provinces are all wads and skanks (or turn into them on vacation).

2. Really old people in bathing suits are terrifying to look at.

3. Too much tequilla can make amatuer drunks do amazing things - and few people really have the stamina to start drinking at 9am.

4. The mullet has never really gone away.

5. In men, the redness of one's skin tone is in direct proportion to the size of one's belly.

6. One should stop drinking Bahama Mamas when one can no longer pronounce them.

7. Stripping for the security guards (after diving in the pool fully clothed) will NOT get you a volley ball at 2am.

8. The difference between the words "drawer" and "balls" in Spanish is relatively small and potentially embarrasing.

9. One should not drink Raicilla and then try to operate complicated machinery like your legs, or a fork.

10. There's no Spanish word for Guacamole.

Vorig - Daarna

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