Okay, sing it along with me kids!

I don't want to be at work
I don't want to be at work
I just want to be at home
I just want to be at home
'Cause my work is really boring
'Cause my work is really boring
And my home is so much better
And my home is so much better

But I have to meet a playwright
But I have to meet a playwright
And he can't meet me 'til five
And he can't meet me 'til five
So I'm stuck here wasting time
So I'm stuck here wasting time
When I want to be at home
When I want to be at home

That's the little song running through my head right now.

Sigh.