For some reason, this story just strikes me as amazingly ludicrous and a little scary. I guess this is what happens when a frat boy is elected president. Can you imagine how all of his security advisors are shitting themselves today?

This quote particularly made me laugh:

"There was some confusion over whether the president's Secret Service agent could accompany him to the dinner, but the issue was resolved," White House spokeswoman Claire Buchan told CNN.

Yeah, the issue was resolved. Good ol' Dubya dived into the pile and kicked some Spic ass (please excuse the derogatory racial term, I'm just trying to think like the president). It must give that Secret Service Agent a warm fuzzy feeling to know that POTUS has his back in a brawl. That will probably make him feel a whole lot better while he's being fired.

OH. MY. GOD. Are there really people who can't see what an idiot he is??