How come sometimes a person can leave you a voice mail message at, say, 6pm, and it doesn't show up on your cell phone until, like, 10pm? Where did the message go for 4 hours? Was it in message never-never land? Was it playing hookey? Off on some message adventure before finally returning home to do it's duty? Did it accidently go to the wrong phone before someone noticed and smacked it and sent it on to you, it's rightful owner? Is there some kind of weird voice message Bermuda Triangle?

These are the things I want to know!